The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, ‘Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?’“Nah,” says the little old Jewish man... “Costs too much!”...hese are compliments of J & B.Paraprosdokianis a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected - and oft times humorous:1. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.2. I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you.3.. ’ For the better part of the next hour, the men of both tribes passed the pipe around in silence, giving everyone a chance to reflect on the decision. When it was clear there were no objections and that everyone was in agreement, the Kikuyu rose and departed and the Shulula turned in for the night. ‘The others…they don’t believe in dreams, not like we do,’ declared Jomo, as he and Singing Badger stood for the third night in a row beneath the big tree next to the big rock they had seen in. I do have some hot two girl threesome porn on my laptop so opened it up and left Dean to it. At some point I left the room and when I came back I caught Dean rubbing himself. He was a little embarrassed but didn’t mind too much as he complimented me on my porn. I passed it off and said that since arriving in town I had been super horny.Then I had an idea. But this is evil ... hehehe.I told Dean that I knew a chick (he actually knew her as well from last year) who has a reputation as being. My cock got almost twisted as it was pulled from his deep ass. All the fucking frenzy was lost and I had to give the first aid to X, taking care of his badly bruised nose. I got to fuck him only once after that but I remember that painfully hilarious night even today. I had to travel back home in heavy rain, masturbate twice in my bed before sleeping and of course cursing the bastard outdoor freak.ONE MORE LAUGH:Jack was another of my faggot boy. He was a student at Hoboken College in Hoboken.
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